I Was Thinner Before Dinner Crewneck Funny Thanksgiving Sweatshirt

The I Was Thinner Before Dinner Sweatshirt brings humor to the holiday table. Crafted from ethically sourced cotton with a smooth, soft feel, this crewneck is designed for comfort while keeping a polished look thanks to its tubular knit construction that reduces fabric waste. Shoulder tape reinforces the seams for durability, and the ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem help the sweatshirt keep its shape through every wear.

Perfect for Thanksgiving gatherings, Friendsgiving parties, or just lounging after a big meal, this sweatshirt pairs cozy comfort with festive personality.

Care is simple: machine wash cold (max 30C/90F) inside out with like colors, non-chlorine bleach if needed, tumble dry low, and skip ironing or dry cleaning to keep it looking its best.